Action Alex joins Handyteens

Alex and his mighty spade . Shirt by Timberland


I was just reading on Twitter that 'Handyteen' the new Matt Prokop odd job service has announced that a new member will be joining him and will be available to service gardens all over England and the States (if air travel is paid )is none other than keen horticulturist Action Alex .

'A dreaded sunny day so I'll meet you at the Cemetery Gates'

Yes and what a lovely pop song that was , here's Action Alex in action in his new spook fest film ' Tormented '.

Life in Tokio , Taylor Rocks Japan with a Giant Quiff !

Taylor in Tokio and his Giant 5cm High Quiff

Yes fresh from wining the 'Dreamboats annual Montgomery Clift' award , an award which left the stunned star speechless . Taylor jumped on to teen idol airlines and landed in japan . To promote the opening of Twilight there . Looking lovely ,the suited and booted bequiffed idol of millions recovered his power of speech to say a few words to the worlds press and Tiger Beat magazine .

Taylor wanted to talk Twlight but the worlds press only had questions about the size of his quiff and the Armani designed speedo which due to his mighty morphing rippling physique , left the idol unable to wear the designer speedo .


Taylor works the crowd




Taylor with his new quiff and umbrella handler brought on board to 'Team Tay' to ensure the quiff maintains pristine condition and maximum media impact .

Asked if the star still had the Armani designed speedo , Taylor replied ''Actually I spoke with Giorgio and asked if I could put it on eBay for auction , works for Jeremy Sumpter right ?!'' .Why had the icon of the movie industry's quiff become bigger and some say more aerodynamic ?With a smile so dazzling that many of the media throng thought their camera flashes had inadvertently gone off, the star said '' I've just been reading 'Herges Adventures of Tin Tin' his quiff rocked '' . Mystery solved then


DreamBoats Proudly Presents The Oscar Wilde Awards



Yes its the most coveted award for teen idols around the world , just to be nominated is an honour , but to win the 'Wilde' , in front of your peers its an honour few can achieve . The top secret Dreamboats Academy has voted , hours have been spent watching these young icons of the entertainment world displaying their talents . So let the award ceremony of a life time begin !



Dreamboats Tease of The Year !

Did the vision of Christian Cooke appearing shirtless in episode one of Demons , walking around in his boxer trunks as he cleaned his penthouse pad , get hearts a flutter only to have their dreams denied when Christian covered up for the rest of the season . Who can forgot on Ugly Betty the dancing jock Randy who pirouetted his way in to Justin's heart only to break it!
were the writers teasing us with a boyfriend for the wonderful Justin ? .Or was it late entrant Thomas who gilded his lily's in Patrik 1.5 in a blue vest and then failed to take the vest off despite global warming .

Christian stripped for episode one in Demons and teased us by wearing a tight Black vest and even a dressing gown for the rest of the season.
Tease Rating :9



A Dream dance off for Justin in Ugly Betty turned into a 'Nightmare On Broadway' when Randy went back to his jock ways.
Tease rating :8

The lovely blond bombshell of a gardener Thomas in Patrik 1.5 pruned his flowers proudly in a tight vest but despite soaring temperatures in the greenhouse kept it on !
Tease Rating 7


As Christopher Lambert said in Highlander

''There can only be one ...''




Dreamboats Speedo of the Year !

While Olympian Mathew Mitchums speedo was so adored it made the cover of the Advocate praise indeed , Thomas Fitchum looked on hoping for a cover for his speedo on GQ . Sadly for millions of his adoring fans Taylor Lautner became so buff , he could no longer fit into the specially designed Armani speedo , a missed opportunity indeed .

Cover Star Mathew



Thomas Diving for Cover star gold at GQ Magazine


Taylor too buff for Armani Speedo

Dreamboats Couple of the Year !

Matt Dallas in Kyle XY gazed longingly at his true love Declan only to be cruelly cancelled mid season, Zeke and Ringo from Neighbours exchanged many meaningful glances but Ringo's love for Aussie Rules Footie got in the way . Spook busters Sam and Dean continued to confront all manner of Hell spawn in Supernatural, but only in fan fiction would the brothers be able to confront their own personal Demons . Meanwhile off screen Jared and Jansen continued their modern day twist on Hollywood legends Cary Grant and Randolph Scott friendship .


Matt and Declan together at the Prowler store in Soho London


Trouble In Paradise for Ringo and Zeke


Randolph and Cary an Inspiration




Jared and Jansen have been likened to a modern day
Randolph and Cary for the CW generation


Dreamboat Of the Year !



The lovely Mitcher Hewer always up for floating boats sadly nearly capsized by appearing in Britannica High , was it Mitch's hair people wondered ?, if so who put in those heated rollers ? .Action Alex returned to the silver screen sadly not in the role he was born to play Sebastien Flyte . Alex turned up in Wild Child , his golden locks and dazzling beauty certainly dazzled his co star the lovely Emma Roberts .In Prince Caspian ,the Wonderful William sunk slowly under the weight of his amour as the smouldering Skander looked on . In another odd twist of the casting couch it was Prince of Narnia Ben Barnes who got cast in the Picture of Dorian Grey rather than the divine William himself .


Mitch's reimagining of Jean Maris locks from the Cocteau classic Orphee ,left fans puzzled



Fancy a threesome ?


A dream of a role for Action Alex ;Sebastien Flyte but who would play Charles Rider ?




The Montgomery Clift Award!

Yes this award is seen as the pinnacle of achievement , few can doubt the glory bestowed on its receiver by an adoring world .


The Montgomery Clift Award is sponsored by Best Buy

Hes got Angst in his boxer trunks ! Its Thomas Ljungman


Rebel Yell !

The lovely blond haired Thomas Ljungman stars as Patrik in a film I caught the other day called Patrik1.5 , I really liked this film , maybe it was the mood I was in , Its a romantic drama about a gay couple who wish to adopt , and of course it goes astray when the young baby they thought they were going to adopt turns out to be angry teen Patrick whose full of angst . But Like every rebel with out a cause ,Patrik does have a sensitive side , he loves to garden and sets to work in the neighbourhood , pruning a rose there and planting some Lily's .

Its very nicely told tale exploring  the ups and downs of the couples relationship . I thought Thomas was very good as Patrik , particularly at showing the sensitive side of his character .I wonder if Thomas will be spotted like David Kross who was great in the Reader . Thomas it turns out was in my Favorite film of 'Last year Let The Right One In' but oddly I cant recall him at all .

The wrong Patrik ?


What could the young soul rebel mean ?



Golly ! Rebel Patriks found the couples 'Tom Of Finlands' book , could have been worse imagine if he found a stash of Hello magazines !



Classic Rebel Pose !


The Healing power of nature , just don't call him Monty Don


Car Boot Rebel  !



Patrick the Pimp !


Turning Tricks ?



Location , Location


Percy Thrower by day ,Rebel at Night 


Thrilled by the success of Patrik 1.5, Thomas shaved off all of his hair , the rebel !

What a devil !

But then in true hair hopper style had to grow it back when it was announced the young rebel would be playing a bequiffed young hero ...

''I'm Pleased to Announce that Thomas will be playing the intrepid boy reporter Tin Tin ''

Did Tin Tin have that many piercings ? what would Captain Haddock say , still fab quiff !

Playing  Chang Chong-Cheng ,Tin Tins close friend  is the lovely  Sosuke Ikematsu (from Dive!!!) Chang of course brought Tin Tin to tears when he feared Chang had died . But Chang had been captured by the Abominable Snowman ( well who says Yetis don't have taste ?) Of course Chang was rescued by Tin Tin and Snowey ! I cant wait to see this film .

To Me You Are A Work Of Art !





These lovely paintings are by the very talented artist Cody Furguson , Cody undertakes commissions , well I'd love to commission him to paint Adonis Aaron from life of course !

Do it Yourself ! Its Handyman Matt !


Yes what does happen when our teen idols are between projects , do they upload their home videos to YouTube , maybe go jogging in the Hollywood hills or wait for that phone to ring ?hoping that its Bruce Weber , but instead its the Tiger Beat photographer . Wondering If you will get cast in Christopher Nolan's new film , but instead you end up getting cast in the remake of spook classic 'A Nightmare On Elm Street '. Don't despair  look at what a shinning example Matt 'handy teen' Prokop does when between work .I'm sure Disney are proud of 'handy teen' Matt and the all over service he is giving to his local community .

DreamBoats Fashion Special !

Le Crayon Khôl 

Quifftastic !
Was the gothic drama  Twlight an influnce in this fashion shoot ?

Yes its the lovely Christian photographed for Sony Magazine , maybe  a bit   heavy with the Le Crayon Khôl eyeliner though .But is use of eyeliner  a new trend with our favourite idols ,Vera's Big Gay Blog recently had pictures of Adonis Aaron who sported an even darker look  around his eyes that some said caught the essence of Adam Ant in his prime . 

With Christian less clothes worn during a photo shoot really is more,  so  I'm hoping that Christian will soon be photographed by our favourite photographer Keith Munyran whose track record in photographing teen idols loosing or their shirt flying open in pretty much a given or course Kai Z Feng  , now what a threesome that would be Action Alex , Adonis Aaron  and Orpheus Mitch oh and I'd better throw in Giant Nick for good measure what a lovely photo shoot would that be. 


Bruce Weber gives Dog to Nick J

The Happy Couple Peter and Nick 

What a thought full man Bruce is to give one of his beloved Golden Labradors to the mop topped Idol of millions  Nick J . Nick has named the dog Peter after Bruce's muse Peter Johnson , what a lucky dog .

Clash Of The Togas ! Its Giant Nick !

Its Toga Time !

Yes following  treading the boards as a school boy who has a crush on the new boy then doesn't have a crush on the new boy in New Boy . Giant Nick will go on to venture back in time and become the stuff of legend !.Yes by the mighty hand of the great god Orpheus ,Nick is to join the cast of the remake of 'Clash of the Titans' along side Sam Worthington who will be taking on the classic Harry Hamyln role of Perseus . I'm guessing that Nick will be part of Perseus's crew , rowing stripped to the waist , sweating , brandishing his mighty weapon etc .

Of course the original Clash of the Titans was something of a boyhood classic for me . In fact I can remember being sent off to the cinema with a packed lunch and pop by my Nana and sat through it twice . I loved all the stop motion animation , the electric casting I never noticed at all from  Laurence Olivier to Pat Roach who was a tv wrestler at the time . ( Maybe the Undertaker can put in an appearance this time !)


Will Giant Nick be renacting this classic pose ?

The New Version is being directed by Louis Leterrier who also re imagined the Hulk last year for Marvel and one of the cool things ( beside giant Nick in a toga ) is that the great Ray Harryhausen who did the stop motion for the original is involved . So the film is a winner for me already .

But who could join Persus and Giant Nick on the quest of a life time ? Yes its time to once again to wheel out  the legendary Dreamboats casting couch .For in these troubled cash strapped times Hollywood can no longer afford to send their stars to become the gym bunnies we know and love .So we need stars that allready are buffer than buff !

Yes hes already buff his biceps are bulging , hes so versatile , lets pipe aboard be Taylor ( Calais ) Launter

Next hes defeated demons every Saturday night teased millions by covering up that stuning bod , its has to be Christian 'Zeus' Cooke . As Christan knows his supernatural demons I think he could play an important part in any supernatural showdown .

As Maxxie he danced his way into a million hearts , by appearing in Britaina High he broke them , its Mitch 'Orpheus' Hewer.

'Mitch a true Olmpican'
 
Even his name sounds the stuff of of Greek legends , he was splifftastic in Weeds , given New Yorkers their own special Spring Butt Awakening, Its the stunning Hunter 'Apollo' Parrish.


And last but by no means least , every crew needs a cabin boy , hes no stranger to wearing towels as a toga and hero worshiping older men ( Well it sure looked that way in High School Musical to me ) the lovely Matt Prokop .

Matt was he wearing a towel as a toga in preparation for his role of a lifetime ?

What a fine crew , worthy of idol worship by Tros, lord of the Trojans himself .