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Jamie - Dark Desires

Dreamboats asks The Big Question ... Speedos or Jammers ?

''Speedos or Jammers ?, who gives a Sh*t! , I'm freezing my balls off out here !''


Yes , wishing he hadn't signed on for Dreamboats long delayed re-imagining of the classic movie 'Dive' is Kyle Gallner , what can I say , the world recession scuppered our plans to film in Brazil and when a disused Frankfurter plant became available in Chicago , director John Walters decided that was the way to go .

Of course the above picture is from the new trailer for 'Nightmare on Elm Street' , which hopefully unlike 'The Tormented' which even with Action Alex and Dreamy Dirmrti was quite a torment to watch . A pleasant surprise for me is the discovery that Kyle's character is a swimmer which of course does pose the big question ' Speedos or Jammers? ' as we know few young Hollywood stars have dared to slip into the speedo and gone on to have a glittering career .

Johnathan Taylor Thomas comes to mind when he showcased what a stunning bod he had in the short and moving film 'Common Ground' . Jeremy Sumptuous opted for the racing jammer when he became addicted to porn in 'Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life ' . Who could forget Gregory Smiths dazzling green speedo debut in ' The Book of Love '.

Gregory Dazzling !


Then camp classic ' The Convent ' showcased the tiniest speedo known to a movie costumer , as worn by Taylor Kitsch alongside Toby Hemingway, Chace Crawford, and of course the lovely Steven Strait .

''Whats with the trackies bro ? loose em or your off the team ''

Could it be though that Kyle is set to surprise us and Freddy with the rarely seen on screen combo of both a speedo and drag shorts ? Well we'll have to wait next year to find out .

Kyle on location sadly not in Brazil

Yikes !

Oh my just what did Kyle swallow ?

All the Single Ladies ! All The Single Ladies !

Taylor - Old Skool Movie Star !

Turning heads at the Teen Vogue Party ' Young Hollywood Party ' its the 'Idol of the Imax 'Taylor Lautner . I wonder does Taylor have a stylist now he's famous ? If he does that stylists got great taste , I think its cool how spiffy Taylor looks at these events .

The Rock Cherub is the new Prince of the Catwalk ! !


Prince of the Catwalk !

Yes once again all eyes were on 'The Rock Cherub' - George Craig as he sauntered down the catwalk and brought the London Fashion Week to a stunning Climax . As George came to a stop on the runway , he gave a cheeky wink to Harry Potter star Rupert Grint , causing the red head star to blush uncontrollably . Sitting next to Rupert was photographer to the stars Mario Testino who would love to get George in front of his lens ! . A source close to Mario's entourage said '' Mario saw the video for 'One Night Only's' debut single '', which featured George riding a retro bike , Mario shrieked with delight and said ' I must ave that boy and his chopper for my new muse !'

Backstage under a mop of carefully styled locks , the Rock Cherub in a carefree mood , said he found being the most sought after muse in the fashion world ' flattering' .

'' First Christopher wanted me and now Mario , its wicked having all these blokes wanting to have you !

The Rock Cherub - Mario's Muse !

Rupert - Winked at !

Tonight on the CW , The Blur Returns ! Its SuperTom !

Clark Kent / Kal El aka The Red Blue Blur is now the Blur !


Yes as Smallville which is of my favourite shows returns tonight , and prompted by a great first issue of Superman Secret Orgins . I thought lets look back at the man of steels younger years as SuperBoy ! Although Superboy had been appearing in comics , well for yonks and following a one off unaired pilot in 1961. It wasn't until Ilya Salkind producer of the first 3 Superman movies and Supergirl that the Boy of Steel took flight on our screens .




John Haymes Newton - He's got the look !


Another Classic pose - As SuperBoy stands firm by a landfill


Starring as Clark Kent / Superboy was John Haymes Newton who looking at him now has perhaps just a touch of the porn star about him , but maybe that's just my imagination running away with with . Although John in my eyes looked mighty fine in lycra , one demand for a pay rise later and John was kryptonite . Slipping in to the red and blue lycra was actor Gerard Christopher who stayed with the show through out its remaining 3 seasons .




Gerard went on to star in Sunset Beach ! Yay !


Gerard out of his Supersuit and in leopard skin Speedo




Gerard - Commanding




Following years in movie development hell , Superman lived again in Bryan Singers 'Superman Returns' . Popping up at the beginning of the movie was young Clark Kent this time played by Stephen Bender (later to play Nathan play in the stunning 'Dreamboy' . ) Stephen ran at super speed through the corn fields , took off , flew again and crashed through the Kent farm barn roof , where he discovered he was not like other teenage boys .




Stephan as young Clark kent - Not like other Teenage Boys




'And Today's Special Value on QVC is this lovely Kryptonian Crystal '




Smallville now amazingly in its 9 season and despite never going near 'The Red and Blue Supersuit' ( a lycra phobia perhaps? ) Supertom does seems tantalizingly ever closer to becoming Superman . I though do though miss Lex and their bromance , ''Our friendship will become the stuff of legends''said Lex gazing into Clark eyes. (I'm sure Carter J has twittered the very same speech to Austin B).


Back in the comics it was time once more to tell the origin of Superman and in the first issue of Superman Secret Origin , we get to witness that historical moment where Clark slips into that lycra for for the first time .
Go Pa Kent !




Too Tight ? Go Martha!


Awesome !


Dreamboats Retro Couple of the month !


Memories,
Like the corners of my mind
Misty water-colored memories
Of the way we were
Scattered pictures,
Of the smiles we left behind
Smiles we gave to one another
For the way we were
Can it be that it was all so simple then?
Or has time re-written every line?
If we had the chance to do it all again
Tell me, would we? could we?
Memories, may be beautiful and yet
Whats too painful to remember
We simply choose to forget
So its the laughter
We will remember
Whenever we remember...
The way we were...
The way we were...

Dreamboats goes Pop with Ash !


Tim from Ash - ' You and I should be United '

I do love Ash , even more so after I watched this super video of their new single 'True Love 1980 ' and will be in Record Stores everywhere from October 13th . There's also a really good remix by Timothy Allen of the single which rips out the guitars and amps up the elctro pop .I could so see this vid with Glee boys Kurt and Finn/Puck in it .



Just a Kiss ..


'Forgive me bro'

Yes its the kiss we never wanted to see , but once again Evil Emma has got her man . Evil Emma was last seen driving Carter and his banging bod to the airport where he was due to be exiled to Canada for the rest of his acting life . Carter as we know was hotly pursed by Austin B in the bromobile . Don't panic bromance fans as the kiss is just a screen kiss in the sure to be comedy smash 'Valentine's Day' trailer . Actually as screen kisses go this one I thought was rather good .

Back in the real world Austin and Carter continue to tweet away , with Austin drinking a power drink which so energized him that he ripped his T Shirt off and posted the vid on You Tube , causing the site to crash . Actually the power drink did have the following effect . A powered up Austin tweetered

'Drank this pre-workout drink that gives you energy. I feel like I could fight a mountain ox!'

@Austin_Butler that stuffs crazy, huh?! Let's go fight some mountain oxen tomorrow. You down? (yes, that's the plural of ox. I looked it up)

@CarterJenkinsIt's Insane! I'm down. Let's seriously rock climb tomorrow!

Austin and Carter , they go mountain climbing and fight Oxen togther

I'll Bust Your Windows Out Your Car !

Austin - No longer Glee bound !

No, that not what I said to Austins Butler's Agents when they emailed Dreamboats to say Austin will not be available to audition for Glee for the specially created role of Coach Sue Sylvester's adopted son -' Aaron Sylvester' . Austin it appears will be busy as he's already signed up for 'Aliens in the Attic 2 - The Probe ! '.

Coach Sylvester herself was not at all happy , once again her dastardly schemes to close down Glee back fired . Full of fury she took matters to a head and hit the girls where it would hurt the most . Yes she revoked their tanning privileges of her two cheer leading spies for the rest of the season .



The Smell of Failure stinks up Coach Sylvester's Orifices!


'I'm revoking your tanning privileges for the rest of this season !'


The Reaction !

An uneven episode to be sure , why would Will suddenly go off from Glee club ?, when we saw in the previous 2 episodes how much Glee meant to him . I did enjoy the subtly of Kurt's ' coming out ' to Mercedes . Mind you if Mercedes need any more clues it was right there in front of her face displayed in Kurt's open locker door , was a bare chested torso pin up visible for all to see .

Kurt said he'd been in love with his mystery crush for while , while it would sweet for it to be Finn . I'm sort of hoping it might be Puck and his amazing torso . Sadly for me it looks as though Puck caught Coach Sylvester's eye ! A cougar hunting Coach , who would have thought ?.

Interview: The Beatles, Dallas 1964

An interview with The Beatles that I stumbled upon in the sometimes magical land of youtube. Once again, I've only seen pictures from that day. It looks like the interview was done backstage in the dressing room (where I dream to be). The interviewer asks the typical silly questions, ( I wonder if I could come up with better questions? Probably not, I'd be too busy freaking out, while trying to be cool at the same time, that I'm backstage with The Beatles!!) and as usual, the boys are their charming, witty, funny, oh-so-cute, selves.




Arriving in Dallas, TX, obviously, judging from the white cowboy hats.










Backstage antics, put on especially by The Beatles for a laugh.



I guess earlier that day, The Beatles decided that they wanted to have the real Texas Cowboy Experience (sounds like a band name doesn't it? Or something else...) and went horseback riding, cowboy hats and all.

*EDIT* So apparently these photos were not taken in Texas as I had assumed (i'm surprised nobody corrected me on this) but in some rich guy's ranch in Missouri. Oh well, the photos still have that western feel to them, so... since I love putting photos that match like this together, I'll leave them in the post.

 Ooooh! A picture in color!  Now we can see the color (duh) of John's outfit.
I guess they decided to change their outfits, becauses it looks like these pictures were taken on the same day, don't they?