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'A Homoerotic Journey in Finding One's True Self '

'I'm Just Wild about Harry '

You know I do love a good movie tag line , ' In Space No One Can Hear You Scream ' from 'Alien'and then more recently ' A Probe too Far ' from 'Aliens In the Attic' .But' A Homoerotic Journey in Finding One's True Self' from 'Lalake sa Parola' - ' The Man In the Lighthouse ' could take some beating .


Mateo begins his Homoerotic Journey


Mateo (Harry Laurel) has been searching for his father who left when he was five. His search leads him to Lobo, Batangas only to discover that his father is in Dubai. ( Stuff happens ) Awaiting his father’s return, Mateo works as the caretaker of Lobo’s lighthouse. Here, he meets Jerome (Justin de Leon), a gay man from the city.


'Let Me Help You Find Your True Self '

What ensues soon after the meeting is the beginning of his homoerotic journey, while Suzet (Emma Roberts in a brave performance ), Mateo’s girlfriend struggles for his love and attention. What begins as a search for one’s father evolves into a search for one’s self. Will Mateo, ( place your bets ) in the midst of his conservative rural community, cross the thin line between being straight and being gay?

I think this film , so calls out for a remake , maybe set in the Hampton's with maybe Matty P , as a young Art student , Mathew Bommer as a fashion designer on holiday from the city and Emma Roberts could reprise the role of Suzet . Throw in a soundtrack by The Pop and Rock Cherubs , and you have Box Office Gold !

Power Couple ! Giant Nick and Colin !

Spiffy In Tom Ford - Giant Nick and Colin

I was chuffed to see Colin Firth pick up best actor for 'A Single Man' , and my commiserations to Giant Nick for missing out on the 'Rising Star Award' , which went to Twilight's pale and forlorn Chanel wearing waif Kirsten Stewart .

I caught the arrivals on the news live , and it was amusing to see Giant Nick caught dreamily watching some gorgeous models walk by , while he awaited for his interview . When asked about it Giant Nick replied , that he was checking out the talent with a grin . Switching effortlessly in professional mode Nick praised with affection his co star Colin firth whom he looked upon as a 'mentor , close friend and lover' , wonderful .




Giant Nick - Talented

BTW , talking of 'A Single Man' just how fabulous is the soundtrack by Abel Korzeniowski ?

Le Testament d'Pop Cherub



Thrill or gasp as you can see just how many homages to Jean Cocteau's classic Orpheus you can spot as Pop Cherub Alex sings a sonnet of personal redemption about how he's not mad that Lucas Till (100% all man ) wants a bromance with Gorgeous Gregg Sulkin (10% Action Alex 90% Donny Osmond ).



What prompted The Pop Cherub to remake Orpheus ?



Alex's dreamy breathy vocals do remind me of a more soulfull Nick Kamen , and the more I look at Alex , I think yes , there really is some part of Nick in the Pop Cherubs jeans .



Nick in the Pop Cherubs Genes !
Nick and George back in the day ,
teamed up for the unreleased track ' Another Man '

Swoon !

Pop Cherub !

Its The Pop Cherub !

A special thanks to Vera , for posting some more pictures of the talented Alex Gardner , I remember Vera posting him before in ' Model of the Moment ' and at the time Alex so reminded me of some one . In Vera's original post , J.D over at Valley Dreaming added ' A grown up Cameron Bright ?' And you know I think he's right . Alex's People would like you think there's a hint of a young Elvis too in our Pop Cherubs jeans .

Whizzing over to Alex's Myspace , I was even more into Alex's groove , when I found out that after the acoustic cover of There goes my heart , Vera had posted . Alex on his Myspace had some beats that would do Kyle and Girls Aloud proud and then some . Who is behind the Pop Cherub's sonic love sonnets ?, of course its the mighty production team that is 'Xenomania' .



' There Goes My Heart '


I'm lovin the There Goes My Heart demo which you can get as a free download , and Alex stripped down with just a guitar is indeed a beautiful thing to behold . Why not check out the Video for ' I'm not Mad ' where you can see that the Pop Cherub has amazingly re imagined the the Jean Cocteau classic 'Orphee' in three minutes and fifty five seconds , now that takes true talent !



A retelling of 'Orphee' in under 4.00 minutes ?
Yes it can be done !

'Sky Rockets in Flight , Afternoon Delight'

Devon Beached

I Love the cover to A Boys Own Story .

Lets Play 'Could Lucas Do this Pose for Bruce' ?




Thanks to Dreamboat reader Jane , who mentioned that Dreamboats ' Man of the Moment ' is Miami bound to be Bruce Weber's all new 'Abercrombie Man Mews' , for what is sure to be the shoot of the year . Last time Bruce went 'mano et mano' with Lucas , Bruce was cursed by ' Teen Vogues Shirts On ! Stipulation ' .

Now I'm sure Bruce will not be faced by such cruel artistic restrictions as he shoots Lucas as nature intended . I am not posting a 'Vera safety warning' attached to this post as we are imagining what poses Lucas will do , rather than Lucas himself doing the actual poses ,so fear not Vera is in no danger of exploding .

Lets start of though showing a classic 'pre manned up' pose from Lucas ...



Lucas gets ready to reenact the classic scene 'Raindrops Keep Falling' on my head scene from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance kid with Gorgeous Gregg Sulkin . Obviously Lucas in playing the part of Butch .

And now lets play 'Pose Lucas' !

Pose number 1

Could Lucas Pull Off this Pose ? Yes
Could Bruce Get Lucas into this Pose ? No Problem
Will the Pose do it for Abercrombie ? Its right up Thier street
What will Disney Think ?
Who cares what Minnie thinks !
Anyway didn't they stick Zac in the shower and have him yodel in High School 2?


Pose Number 2

Could Lucas Pull Off this Pose ? Great opportunity for Lucas show off his right bicep
Could Bruce Get Lucas into this Pose ? A breeze
Will the Pose do it for Abercrombie ? Its a sure thing
What Will Miley think ?
She blew her chances when she made that 'Rainbow Hen House' for Lucas in the Miley movie.
Is it any wonder he totally manned up after that !


Pose Number 3

Could Lucas Pull Off this Pose ? Hell yeah !
Could Bruce Get Lucas into this Pose ?
All Bruce needs to do is put on some Chet Baker and Lucas will be totally in the moment
Will the Pose do it for Abercrombie ? Its already a given !
What Will Taylor Launter think ?
That his mangers should have got him a better deal when he did the Teen Vogue shoot



Pose Number 4


Could Lucas Pull Off this Pose ? Lucas will love this one , a manned up jump with flex !
Could Bruce get Lucas to do this pose ?
Bruce may have a difficulty getting fun loving Lucas off the trampoline
Will the Pose do it for Abercrombie ?
For Sure , if Lucas was jumping in just his boxers
it would head up their new poster campaign !


Pose Number 5

Could Lucas Pull Off this Pose ? A Classic Manned Up pose here for Lucas , and provides a great opportunity for Lucas to showcase his new 'Gorgeous Gregg, Stay Gold' tattoo.
Could Bruce get Lucas to do this pose ?
Bruce may need to focus on the pose rather than the 'Gorgeous Gregg, Stay Gold' tattoo.
Will the Pose do it for Abercrombie ?
and then some.
What will Gorgeous Gregg think ?
I wish David Henrie had got a 'Gorgeous Gregg , Stay Gold ' tattoo first
What will David Henrie think ?
That his Disney contract forbids tattoos, so if he wants one its gotta stay hidden !

Pose Number 6


Could Lucas Pull Off this Pose ? Biceps and a stomach crunch ! Lucas will love it !
Could Bruce get Lucas to do this pose ? Were Randolph Scott and Cary Crant in Love ?
Will the Pose do it for Abercrombie ? Woah Momma !
What will Sterling think ?
That he'd love to see Matty do that pose and not Ryan Pinkston.

Pose Number 7


Could Lucas Pull Off this Pose ? a dream pose for Lucas
Could Bruce get Lucas to do this pose ?
Its a classic Bruce pose almost sculptural in its execution .
Will the Pose do it for Abercrombie ?
Those made in hong kong jeans will be flying off the shelves !

Pose Number 8

Could Lucas Pull Off this Pose ?
Real men wear jeans for a swim in weber world and Lucas is a real man !
Could Bruce get Lucas to do this pose ?
Sure Bruce may just have found his new Peter Johnson !
Will the Pose do it for Abercrombie ?
They might want that top jean button undone !
Is that Josh Hutcherson ?
No

Final Pose


Could Lucas Pull Off this Pose ?
By now Lucas will be totally at home in 'weber world' anything could happen !
Could Bruce get Lucas to do this pose ? 2 words Peter Johnson !
Will the Pose do it for Abercrombie ?
They might want sag to be a bit lower , but hey if Bruce's is happy so are they
What Will Lucas's People think ?
Are you doing limited edition prints of that one .

Hot Buns ! Its Kick Buns !


Totally I'd be a Muse !

Wow !


Gorgeous Gregg got Rhythm !

Well of course Gorgeous Gregg didn't say that , what he actually said was 'It would be an absolute pleasure to be a muse ' . So what did 'Gorgeous Gregg' spill to Fox news? , well he has 'rhythm' and can hold a tune ( holy power ballad with Nick Jonas! ) or maybe he was hoping to catch the eye of the Glee casting crew ?. Once again Gregg and his dimples blushed away when the anchor lady said' your cute' , on seeing his blushes , she reassured Donny 'You don't have to worry I mean that in a motherly way' .

Gregg said that Disney were the best company he had worked for and that David Henrie had taken him under his wing ..awww.

Win Taylor Launter Books !

Cover by Microsoft Art

This made me smile , I see Pop Star Magazine are giving lucky readers the chance to win ' Taylor Books !' in their new issue . Is Harlee Hartes critically well received and best selling autobiography among them ?.If Taylor books aren't your thing , then why not get a Pop Star back issue where you can get a free 'Sterling and Boy Blonds Mini Mag' . Wonderful .

Talking of books this one's sure to be on the best seller lists ...


Intimate

In other thrilling Logan news , Logan has vowed that he will tone up should he become 'Spidey' and has his protein shakes at the ready . Wow !

Kitchen Diaries ... My Power Bottom is Tingling !

Star Stuck !

The other day I was chopping some swedes , for dinner as you do and as I Looked up there on Channel 5 was Logan doing some P.R for Percy . I'd never seen Logan in high definition before , and I was instantly struck what a great looking guy he actually is , and I love how professional he is in his interviews , maybe not quite as slick as Taylor , but then you don't wont super slick 'cruise control' every time do you ?.

Later , checking in at the 'Internet Movie Data Base' to see if my friend has a page , yay he does ! . I first checked out Austin Butler's page , to see If any more amusing posts had been added after the ' Please No Speedo ' one . Well it now seems that one poster thinks Austin should do porn , ha,ha and well he does have the face for it . Moving on to see if Logan's biggest fan Larry 411 had added any updates . I came across a thread called 'I have a Gay crush on Logan !' As Larry 411 ever the master of facts , pointed out that this thread had quickly become the biggest on Logan's message board for 2010.

But one reply in the thread , really did make me smile , was the amazing observation that 'Logan was clearly a ' Power Bottom ' , not a 'Super Bottom' or a even 'Mega Bottom' , No Logan has ' A Power Bottom ' . The phase is something straight out of a John Patrick book , did something happen too Logan at the Camp Half Blood training camp ?

Who knows whether having a 'Power Bottom' will aid Logan in getting the role of Spider-man , I guess you could look on it as another super power ' that could be a help or a hindrance and as we all know ' With Great Power comes Great responsibility' . Back in the real world , Logan told the universe that he still has not got a date for the prom , but ' Totally wants to go ' . Wonderful .



Just what went down at Camp Half Blood ?

Available soon for a Prom near you ..

Dreamy David ' I will Carve you in Marble '

Mickey a new artistic quest begins

Yes its our favourite time traveler 'Dreamy Dave' who plays 'Mikey' in the Disney hit show 'Aaron Stone' , which is about what happens when the teenage painter and sculptor Michelangelo is suddenly transported by a gap in the time and space continuum to modern day California and his burning ambition to sculpt the actor Aaron Johnson in stone .

Cliffhanger ! The Adonis Up for Auction !


Following a stunning cliffhanger which saw Mickey's statue of the Adonis completed , only then to be forced to sell the Statue of Adonis Aaron on ebay to pay for materials and studio space . The stunning statue was then brought by Aaron's girlfriend Artist and Director Sam Brown , despite Steve Martin putting in a late bid .

Season 2 opens with Mickey on a quest for a new muse to satisfy his artistic yearnings , as Mickey finds that most of young Hollywood is either in auditions for Spider- man , Captain America or signed up to Twilight series for life .One day he discovers his older brothers old copy of Pop Star Magazine and sees a vision that the Gods themselves must have created , Austin Bulter ! and so begins Mickeys adventure to sculpt Austin in Stone !


Austin gets ready to pose and be turned into a scuplture by Mickey played by 'Dreamy D'


Bro's

Check out Dreamy D's Superhero pose ! Could he be Spidey ?

A Muse a Day ..


Gregg - a Keen Reader

I'm still in recovery from watching 'Wizards of Waverly Place' , it could be sometime .

Its Official Rupert will pop his Cherry on the 9th of April!

'Cherry bomb' will open in the UK on 9th April I can hardly wait !

Star struck on Sterling !

Nice Jeans .

I haven't actually watched Sterling and his amazing shades in 'Star Struck' yet as I'm still ' recovering ' from watching the experience that was ' The Wizards of Waverly Place ' which had 'Gorgeous Gregg' in it as a Werewolf in training .

Dream Teen Magazine , Free Sample Online !




Every Page Turn a Thrill !

A lot of people say that they can never get their hands on a copy Dream Teen Magazine . According to the Editor of Dream Teen ' The Magazine has a distribution that is '2nd to None' . I was thrilled then to see the 'Loved Up Special' is now available as a free sample to enjoy .

Gorgeous Gregg ' This is not a Puppy Love ' Sensation !



When I first saw Gorgeous Gregg chatting away at Pop Star Magazine , my first thought was did the Pop Star stylist mean to given Gregg a Justin Suarez style makeover ? You know , I think they would make a great pair .

Let The Music Play , He Won't Get Away !, Its Sterling !



Killing me softly with his song , soothing my pain with his fingers , Sterling you remind me of like a modern day Don McLean , but with better cheekbones . How fab does Sterling and his silken locks look pictured in character as Christopher Wild in 'Starstruck' ? . Listening to the soundtrack album, I did have a chuckle at the lyrics for the title track as Sterling aka Christopher Wild sings ...

'Yeah Every Girl ,Every Boy they got your Posters on the wall ..Yeah '
'Designer Sunglasses Living the Dream as a Teen , Prepared to Get Starstruck '

Sterling I heard dedicated another song on the soundtrack ' Hero' on Radio Disney to that would be web wonder himself - Logan Lerman , Lets preview the lyrics to this song which Sterling penned himself on his way round Walmart .

' So Incredible , Your some kind of Miracle '
'When its meant to be , I'll become a Hero'

'Could you be the one for me? , Could you be the one for me'
'Forget about Dean babe'
'And I'll never watch a Lakers game with Matty Again '
'Then I'll be your Hero'



Sterling and his Charming Cheekbones

Easy Rider , Its Lucas and he's still Manned Up !


Now you can ride Lucas !

Lucas who won rave reviews with his appearance as a Russian spy in runaway success ' A Spy Next Door ' , has gone all sci-fi for Vacation , the trailer looks rather good and surely Lucas must loose his shirt if he's caught in a disruption between the time and space continuum ?




Apocalypse Wow !





Manned Up and The Run !





Holy Hero Take Down !




SOS Manned Up Hero Down ! Still nice view .

And then it just all becomes to much for our manned up action hero ...


'arghh if I can't have Gregg ' Dimples ' Sulkin ' no one can !'


Here's a few more pictures of Lucas , post withering and screaming for 'Dimples Gregg' and remember he's totally manned up and ready for action !


'Nurse , I just cut my pinky a bit , when I was on the beach '

''Sure thing baby cakes , I'm coming right over , can you take your shirt off sweet cheeks ?, we don't want to get any blood on it ''




Pinky cut soothed and dressed , and sadly newly t- shirted , Lucas relaxes and marvels at the size of the pepper grinder .