' So Lucas Till is Totally Manned Up !?, Stand back pretty boy and feast your eyes on a real man , manning up ! '
'You think Because Bruce choose you to be his man muse ? your the main man ?
Well check out my power pec press ups !
' Now ask yourself Lucas , whose on Top ? '
whose the real man about town ?
'Me Action Alex !'
and I challenge you Lucas Till, to a Macho Man Off !'
Oh lordy, I knew all this 'Manning Up' would lead to trouble . I know what your thinking why can't Lucas 'Man Mews' Till or Action Alex , do a 'Adonis' and find a nice older woman , get married and settle down , after all it worked for Rock Hudson . This of course could mean a potential end to all that endless flexing , buffing , shirtless photo shoots with Bruce and Greg and 'Macho Man Off' challenges being issued .
Talking of the forthcoming ' Macho Man Off ' , I wonder what exactly does the ' Macho Man Off' involve ? Do Bruce and Greg get involved on a artistic level ? are there a series of Olympian like games that our gladiators take part in ? , should they wear Togas and could Giant Nick be the guest referee ?
Special thanks to Vera for letting Action Alex work out in her boudoir and thoughtfully positioning a series of mirrors behind a pumping Action Alex during his workout , so that all angles were covered .
