Rory Rocks in Tighty Whiteys

Rory - Packed with Potential !

The other day I watched Lymelife , which has so much to like , some great performances , subtle direction by Derick Martini and a sweet soundtrack which put me in mind of Wes Anderson . But best of it had Rory shirtless and in his tighty whiteys . Rory as we know was selected to be part of Teen Vogues 'it crew' in their annual Young Hollywood edition . Rory was their 'quirky' choice . I've always liked Rory from when he popped up in 'Mean Creek' with Ryan Kelly and another one of fav's Scott Mechlowicz . I next caught Rory in 'Down in the Valley' a cool film which I guess had some classic western '' Shane '' moments in it , as Rory's character Lonnie appeared to be in a state of hero worship to cowboy Harlan played by Edward Norton.

Lymelife , for me proves once again that 'quirky' type actors can have unexpected bonus when they go shirtless , I'm thinking of Justin Long here . But back to Lymelife and we find that Rory's character is in love with Evil Emma played by well Evil Emma Roberts. Well we can't have everything and lets cut to a few a scenes on , where we find ...Rory home from school , shirtless and in front of the mirror . Rory is overcome by his longing for the evil one .But just as his hand moves under his waist band and before Rory can launch his rocket he's called for dinner .

' Are you talking to me ?'

Did Rory Audition for Kick Ass ?

Belt Begone , its time to unleash the Rory Rocket !

'10 , 9 , 8 , 7 , 6 , 5 , 4 , 3 , 2 , 1 Ignition , We have lift off !'

The next scene I do blame Evil Emma for interrupting , as Rory talks to himself in the mirror shirtless ,with Han Solo looking down . He's startled by a stone being thrown at the window ! Yes its Evil Emma ! demanding to know why Rocking Rory made up stories that he went '' All the way with her '' - what a minx ! As the camera pans down we see Rory in his tightly whiteys ! aghast that hes been rumbled and clearly worried that he too could be Canada bound to film in Vancouver and the surrounding areas for the rest of his indie boi quirky career .

'Don't get Cocky Kid'

Evil Emma - Subtle as Ever !

Buns !

'Canada ? , No way !my quirky indie boi career will be over'

Rory turns and raises his hands to his head , affording us a great view of Rory and one thing is clear hes packed with potential ! .Happily for all concerned Evil Emma does not send Rory to Canada , instead the couple both pop their Cherry's and become boyfriend and girlfriend as the film ends .