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Sergio A dream of a Jaw Line

The other day I was browsing 'famous males' as you do , and someone had posted some mighty fine pictures of young Spanish football player Sergio Canales . While I have to admit just the the thought of football causes my brain to switch off and become one with the fairies . Seeing Sergio though , running around on the pitch , perspiring in the name of his chosen sport , made me think I should have become a football manager like Fabio Capello , then I could swish through the stadium go down to the players undressing room and offer a fruity juice to my star players . Perhaps I could have become Englands first ' Physiotherapist/Manager ' and get the best of both worlds , but back to Sergio who it seems was Brit bound for a nano second , but apparently he's expected to sign with Real Madrid.

Those First Impressions ...

Apart from making an impression on me , Sid Lowe from The Guardian is clearly enamoured too.

''Still only 18, outwardly timid, there's a look of early Luke Skywalker about him – a small spattering of spots, ( Don't worry Sid , I'll book him in for a facial ) floppy blondish hair, slight, a little short to be a stormtrooper.

Every day, gaggles of girls hang around Racing's training ground waiting for him but as he passes in his Peugeot 207, off to collect his girlfriend from school, ready for his economics lessons, preparing for his exams, Canales is not for turning. ( pity )He doesn't have an agent, there are no tattoos, no piercing ( Fine with me )and not a glob of hair gel.(well we can work on that ). He is, writes Alfredo Matilla, "the son-in-law every man of a certain age ( Colin Firth? ) wants ".

Sergio describes a Goal to Sid

But you can't blame Sid getting all bromanced up when Sergio Skywalker describes a goal that he scored as being like '' the perfect "Vaseline". So smooth, so calm, slipped in so casually. It is a great goal.'' gushes Sid , who by now is ordering roses and chocolates for Sergio .