Red Carpet Posedown ! Carter ' Banging Bod' Jenkins Vs Taylor ' Stretch ' Launter

Hollywood , The premiere of sure to comedy hit 'Valentines Day' and the The Red Carpet of Dreams . A challenge has been issued , its the first 'Dreamboat Pose Down Melt Down .

'Dreamboats are you Ready to Pose Down ?!'

The Stretch Armstrong of his Generation is ready!

Carter J is ready !

Let's meet our guest referee he's Number One in Carters heart .....

The first pose up is fabled ' The Date with Destiny' pose

Woah !

Intense !

Now that's a major upset for the 'idol of the imax' , you would think those twice round the world Twilight tours and the sheer number of magazine covers would have given Taylor the advantage over Carter .

The Next pose is ' Work the Crowd ' !

The master exponent of this pose is Tom Cruise

Taylor's working that crowd to major effect , the girls are screaming , the crash barriers are barely holding , we could have a major privacy breech incident on our hands !. Now its Carters turn to step up .

Go Tay !

'I won the ' Work The Crowd Pose ?' , What an Honour ! , I'd like to thank Nim , Carter for being so gracious , Warner Brother Pictures , and of course you the fans ' '

' Say is that Director Garry Marshall ? please could excuse me , hey Gary '

As Taylor moves off to talk to Gary , Can Carter pull a surprise win ?, in ' The Wholesome Look Straight To Camera and Smile Pose ' sponspored by Disney .

Pure Wholesomeness !

Back to Taylor ...

Crazy show biz anecdotes aside , its time for the final 'Posedown Meltdown ' , 'The Stand Up and Show the Suit Off ' a pose that can be fraught with potential danger ' where to put my hands? ' and 'have I got any visible brief pant line going on ?'

What a pose , hands outside of the pockets , shoes gleaming , standing right next to the Heart Logo , cementing the idea that here is a true Hollywood Heart throb . Notice too no sign of any visible 'brief or boxer brief' pant line . A problem that had plagued Tay in the past when he emerged from the gym commando style . But this time Taylor's the total package !

Here's Carter..

Wow! , Carter's pulled off the rarely seen , hand by the side and had in pocket , combined with a wholesome and yet teasing smile ! Is there no end to Carters red carpet Skills ?

While we wait for Referee Nims Verdict lets go back to the duo that have really set the temperatures rising , Taylor and Director Garry Marshall ...

Back to Nim now for the verdict on the last and final Posedown !

But as Nim makes his way to announce the winner ....

'And now Ladies and Gentlemen we are ready to announce your 'Posedown Meltdown Winner'

announcing the award , The darling of young Hollywood ...Miss Emma ' She's not really evil' Roberts !