Gorgeous Gregg ?
Don't that self tightening T Shirt fool you !
Its 'Reality Pop Dreamboat Liam' !
'' Your broader , Your deeper , I'm lovin this !'' said popular Brighton fish seller and X Factor presenter Dermot O'Leary who was busy appraising how reality Pop Dreamboat Lovely Liam had grown .
Dermot - Full of Admiration for Reality Dreamboat Liam
But before you could say bromance it was time for young torch singer Liam to hit the stage . Liam , fantastic fringe in place sang his heart out with a daring cover of that old Julie London classic 'Cry Me A River' .
As top boy band impresario and X Factor judge Louie became more moist around the eyes than ever ( botox permitting ) the tension was electrifying as backstage Dermot fried up Cod and Chips twice , for Liam's waiting family . Before you could ask for some mushy peas , The Gods of Reality Pop had spoken and Liam with his white tantalizing torso T Shirt were off to boot camp .
Backstage Dermot popped up again to congratulate Liam with the immortal line ' The Boy becomes a Man ' . Before you can say bromance , its back to the judges panel and unable to contain himself any further Louie excitedly gushed ' He's like Justin Bieber ! ' and then Louie uttered my favorite line of the series so far ' That's it ! I want the boys !'
Will Louie Get His wish ?
Poor Louie , he never seems to get the boys , its always the over thirties or the groups who have benefited from his stewardship . Let hope this year Louie does get his hands on the the boys , one can only imagine what thrills await Liam under the mentor ship of Louie !
'I cried a fabulous fringe over you '
