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' Congratulations ' Its a Boy... Band ! '


Work that Camera .B.O.B !

It was a difficult birth as Louis refused sedation and for a while it was touch and go . Come decision time as to who would go through to the Judges house , Liam looked worried ( was it the thought of the hot tub at Louis palatal mansion ? ) and well he might , for  judgement day had dawned and just like that our reality pop cherubs were unceremoniously booted out of the boys round as solo artists , like Louie I choked backed  the tears , as Liam aka .B.O.B,  rosy cheeked Niall and Harry without his hat sobbed away . But wait there was a surprise ,  had all the boys had been invited to Ireland and a chance to spend the weekend at Louis palatial mansion complete with its own olympic size swimiming pool ? No it was even better than that . Simon and Louis in a bold and totally unexpected move , decided to mix all the reality pop cherubs together and create a Boy Band ! Heaven on a June Day !



 Harry was overjoyed with  the realisation that 
'' We started this journey as friends now were as close as brothers . 
I feel I could tell these guys anything !''


Pizza Time for One Direction and he may not feel like dancing , but Zane's only to happy to hop on to Louis lap , that's how close these reality Pop Cherubs have become .