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My Spidey Sense is still all a tingle ! Its Spidey Garfield !

Spidey Logan - Power Pecs !

Yes , behold , the All Powerful Sony Casting Gods have spoken , and Andrew Garlfield has become Spidey Garfield ! Obviously my personal campaign of bombarding Sony with pictures like the one above , which I chose to illustrate what Logan would look like in the role , backfired. Did Tobey Mcquire ever have such a such set power pectoral muscles ? I asked director Marc Webb. Oddly the only reply I got was 'a cease and desist' .

Andrew , while he may not have the fan appeal of say 'Spidey- Logan' , is certainly very talented, having watched him in the rather bleak 'Kid A' , and even bleaker 'Red Riding' . I'll certainly be watching him in ' Never Let Me Go ' .

As a fan of both Spidey and Logan , I would have loved to see Logan in the role and it would have been dream casting indeed . Dream casting for fan girls and boys actually rarely happens in Hollywood , but when it does for example with the Twilight cast it equals instant fan identification which translates into franchise gold .

Of course being a superhero fan , I'll definitely see the new Spidey film , after all I even watched 'Batman and Robin' at the cineama in the West End and then got the DVD , oh dear that's made me think of the 'Bat Nipples' and 'The Bat Butt shots' , curse you Joel Schumacher !



Actually those suits do look rather sexy and how about that memorable line in 'Batman Forever' uttered by young Dick Greyson .

' Hang out at many Biker Bars , Bruce ?'



'Just a Kiss , I have lived for this ..
Just a smile , Just a smile ,
Hold me captive in the bat cave,
Just for a while '

My Spidey - Logan sense is tingling !

Spidey - Logan !


We had the the denials , that they were just good friends , that they were blood brothers , that Hoot was just that , a story about 2 friends who shared a love , a bond deeper than than mother nature itself ! . Oh I'm sorry now where were we ?

Ah yes to Deadline Hollywood , where I was thrilled and perhaps a tad surprised to read that Spidey Logan did do a Spidey Screen test for the Sony studio gods , along with the Adonis himself , a muscle bound Jamie Bell , Anton ' The Bod ' Yelcin , Alden Ehrenreich, super talented Andrew Garfield from ' Never Let Me Go ' . Also Testing out the by now surely indestructible casting couch of Marc Web was Michael Angarano .

But where was 'Our Frank' ?, who surely would have looked swinging in lycra and then some . Sadly Our Frank was missing in action as being the budding thespian that he is , Our Frank is going to RADA , so congrats then to Our Frank .

While Dean gets ready with those protein shakes and those full body scan motion capture machines are being cranked up , just who will have to worry about Aunt May wobbling all over the place , the fury of J. Jonah Jamerson , the admiring glances of Harry Osborn and Gwen Stacey waiting to be dropped off the nearest bridge by The Green Goblin ?.

I'm sure that as Comic Con draws ever nearer we cant be too far away from finally finding out .


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