Taylor is the new kung Fu Panda of his gengeration !

In between demolishing malls on the 'Twilight' promo tour , Taylor has found time to film a few more episodes of  'My Own Worst Enemy' .In last weeks shocking episode Hard Harry - Christian Slater demanded to know why his stunning looking son played by Taylor  had not been attending his music class after school . During a dramatic face off which critics said was worthy of the on screen chemistry generated by De Niro and Pacino . Hard Harry demanded to know the truth , giving one of his most intense performances yet the Teen Idol replied '' You can't handle the Truth ''







Undaunted Hard Harry pressed his son for one final time.. ''666 Rodeo Drive ,tonight at 8.00 pm ! If your man enough you can find out then '' came the reply . 







As Hard Harry's face crumpled in pain he mouthed silently '' Oh my God !.. my sons a rent boy!'' Cut to 666 Rodeo Drive, is Taylor turning tricks ? No, he's the next 'Karate Kid' as Hard Harry and Shelley the waitress turn up to capture the action .







Taylor not up for rent 





''Your going down pretty boy ! ''





''I'm no ones pretty boy , bitch! well maybe Disney's ! ''







Taylor makes an amazing move which could have got him the role of Robin or the next Power Ranger .





But he comes crashing down '' oh man my perfect buns '' 







but in amazing comeback worthy of the original karate kid 'Rocking Ralph Macchio' Taylor pins his opponent ...



''Whose the bitch now, bitch ? ''







Taylor match won looks out into the crowd to meet Hard Harry's shocked gaze .



Killer Queen !







Sadly despite great scenes like this 'My Own Worst Enemy' has been cancelled and NBC will show the remaining shows they have filmed .Well the good news is it gives Taylor plenty of time to audition for John Walters version of 'Dive!!' or do a Bruce Weber Photo shoot or two.