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' Its Like 5 Justin Biebers !'



One Direction - A Guily Pleasure ?

'Its like 5 Justin Biebers !' exclaimed  Judge Louis excitedly , whether this was a private fantasy  that Judge Louis could mentor or manage 5 Justin Beibers  is unknown . Judge Louis then added helpfully  ' You are my   a  Boy band '.  in case viewers were unaware of who One Direction were .

Judge Danni said the reality pop cherub's were 'Living a dream' possibly a  reference to Judge Louis dream of '5 Justin Biebers' . The Angel of the North proclaimed as concise  as ever '  The pop cherubs were 'her very own guilty pleasure ' . Kindly Uncle Simon gave us some behind the scenes info , when shockingly the rumored cover of Justin Biebers ' Baby ' was not working ( was Zayne struggling to get to that special place , or was the rumour that Harry and Louis Cherub were going to share the lead vocal a line up change to far for  front man Liam ? ), thankfully our  reality pop cherubs had prepared a back up song for such emergencies .

So it can to be told , that once again Liam took the lead and I have to say gave his best vocal yet . Zayne once again on lead backing vocals dreamily breathed his vocals , dreamily into the microphone in  the way that only Zayne can . Meanwhile a shock was in store when Harry as physced up as ever  sang live during the chorus ! , with such a flourish he allowed a reality pop cherub wink to the camera . Mean while Niall looking rather tanned this week and Louis who both know how to work the camera , provided their multi track backing  vocals .



Liam -  Reality Rock Cherub Lead Vocalist 



Niall - Tanned !




Harry - Great Camera Connection  !


 Zayne  - Breathy Backing Vocals !




Louis - Stage Presence !


A mere 24 hours later , it was result time and once again it was time for One Direction to give their kindly benefactor Uncle Simon their special group hug . Such heart warming celebrations have not gone unnoticed  over at the Digital Spy Forums where one  topic is the number of times the newly tanned Niall has kissed Daddy Warbucks Uncle Simon on the cheek . Not to be out done , Judge Louis consoled himself with an embrace form  Tesco Mary and a bear hug from the wonder that is Wagner .


Its a One Direction World !



'Is this Thing On ?'



B.O. B - Confident !


Shock Style change ! Louis not wearing espadrilles !



'Does My Bum look Big in This Is ?'


Niall - Sagging !


Amazing One Direction Fact : 

Liam would be working in an Airplane factory if he weren't in One Direction , thank heavens that fate intervened .