The trailer opens with a figure wondering through the forest late at night , is it red riding hood ? of course not ! its hunky Tyler P looking slightly worried . (As to why Tyler is wondering through the woods so late night at night heavens knows . )
Stranger Danger !
Tyler P then lets out a scream as he spots Taylor Swift with her camera , shock over , he goes Mano et Creature !
Ravaged !
Fear not Tyler P for as the Carpenters sang 'We've Only Just Begin' and the trailer moves into high gear with a flash of Tyler's abs which the creature appears to have bitten . Now this is quite new to me 'spooky creatures biting teenage dudes six packs , did Taylor get his abs bitten in 'Twilight' , did Rpatz? maybe its something Sam and Dean could take as a case on 'Supernatural' .
Horror Hawtness Rating =10
Horror Homoeroticism = 10
The next day at high school its time for a double whammy and Tyler's flashes his abs again to best bro Stiles . Tyler after pulling his shirt down (pity ) tells Stiles that the Doctor said it was a wolf . I thought Stiles took this pretty well , his best bro being bitten on his smooth abtastic bod . Or does he for ? As its research time as Stiles fires up his search engine .
Bro Romance Rating= off the scale
Horror Hawttness Rating =10
Horror Homoeroticism = 10
Stiles Buzz Cut =10
Search Engine Tags =10
Search Engine Result =10
Just before the trailer's bromance and ab flashing goes off the scale its time to meet Allison , the girl who is to become the object of Tyler P's affection . We meet Allison while she's checking out the team watching the hockey game , Tyler does a power jump and gives us another underwear waist band flash !
Possibility of Jock on Jock Action = high as Colton Haynes is playing a Jock Bully Boi
While its clear that Tyler P's under amour back flip move has captured Allison's attention , we get to see Tyler ask her out , but the dream date falls on a full moon ! Awoooooo ! Its date night and as Allison touches his Tyler's power pecs , we see his face face is full of pain !, and we then cut to an empty bed , which is a pity as I was hoping for some shots of Tyler and his hunky bod grabbing the sheets sweating . But hail Mary full of grace , its a shower scene instead and Tyler is shown transforming !
Date Night and Inner Torment !
Horror Hawtness Rating =10
Tyler P's hunky Bod = 10
Product Placement =10
As Tyler discovers its way to late to use 'Clarins for Men' and the Wolf inside of him is unleashed !
Horror Hawtness Rating =10
Tyler P's Power Pec's Rating = 10
Shirt Rip Rating = 10
Tyler P's yell for Colton =10
But its no Boiz night out for Tyler TeenWolf as he's shot by a rather good looking hunter , As Tyler Teen Wolf goes down , he's rescued by the stunning cheekbones of Tyler Holchilin. Tyler H explains to Tyler TeenWolf that the men who were after Tyler are called ' Hunters ' really ! surely not ! and 'they have been hunting us for years ' . Out raged TeenWolf Tyler yells back ' You mean 'you' , you did this to me ! Clearly offended that Tyler TeenWolf did not like being bitten on his ripped abs, Tyler cheekbones adds by way of compensation , 'The bite was a gift ! ' holy horror bromance !
Tyler Teen Wolf Hair Rating = 10
Tyler H Cheekbones Rating = 10
Horror Homoeroticisim Rating = 10
Its an action packed trailer to be sure , full of shirt ripping , power pectorals , cheekbones , and of course a potential bromance triangle ! . Awooooooo!
