''Oh Sod it !''

 'We're the Kids , The Kids in America , Woah , Woah Woah !'

No that's not what B.O.B said when Uncle Simon's assistant suggested the boys slipped into something more comfortable* . Or the terrifically tousled Harry said when once again his chances off singing lead vocal were cruelly dashed , no it was straight out the mouth of our own Cindi Lauper -Katie as she crumpled to the floor in yet another act of desperation as once again she found herself the sing off .

Of course the sensation that is One Direction have never been in the sing off and I'm sure if they were , Judge Gustav von Aschenback would save them . Uncle Simon though this week was taking no chances and made sure to the delight of millions of fans everywhere there was a double dose of Shirtlessness and boxer brief wearing in the 'intro' before the band had even sung a note , thus their future was assured .

Capitalizing on reality cherubs Harry's continuing wish to take a lesson in how to work a tumbler dryer from fresh faced Niall , glad only in his boxers , Harry's face was a picture of concentration . Seconds later a shirtless Zayne was shown popping a mini doughnut in his mouth with a yet another enigmatic look to the camera .

It's a One Direction World !

Peachy !

'Harry you could be in 'glee'

What a Dapper Duo !

Fab Boy Band classic group shot !