Funny sometimes isn't It , you hit a download link expecting season 3's 'True Blood' scripts or maybe the forthcoming 'Ugly Betty' Heartbreak Runaround Randy and Justin reunion scripts and end up with the 'Twilight Eclipse' script . Actually between the endless Bella stares forlornly into space scenes , there's some rather nice 'Dreamboat' moments , featuring the Six Million Dollar Teen ( I deducted 1.5 for taxes and charitable donations to the 2nd Taylor Launter school of Method Acting shortly to open in Vancouver )of his Generation Taylor Launter aka Jacob and the unstoppable force that is The Boo aka Seth Wolf .So here for your reading pleasure is an excerpt from Twilight Eclipse.
The Beach , late evening , the whole of the 8 pack is gathered , Puck ,Carter , Rory, Action Alex and Austin , muscles glistening by the camp fire.
ACROSS THE SAND Jacob leads Bella toward the fire ( Is it Joan of Arc time for Bella ? sadly not )
Bella is looking forlorn
BELLA
You sure this is okay I hate being a party crasher ?
JACOB
Technically , your a Council Meeting Crasher . But your okay , I mean its not like your Taylor Swift or anything . I thought it would be good for you to hear the histories .
BELLA
( stops , her eyes widen )
Wait the history histories ? of the 8 pack ? Aren’t they ...secret ?
JACOB
(Once More with Feeling )
We've all got a role to play . It’s the first time Rory and Seth Wolf are hearing them too.
But you’re the first outsider . Ever.
BELLA OF ARC
Wow, ...Intense ...Is...This why it didn't work out with Taylor Swift ?
JACOB
( looking deep into Bella's trusting eyes , he wants to tell her )
I..Are they Contacts ?
But before Bella can answer
SETHWOLF (O.S )
Jake !
They’re interrupted by a gangly- Limbed boy SETHWOLF , 15, who has an army of Tween and Teen followers designed to please any casting director . SETHWOLF trots up like a puppy . He clearly idolizes ( Don't we all !) Jacob.
SETHWOLF
‘Bout time you got here , Pucks been hovering the grub . But I saved you some burgers . Oh and your personnel trainer called and said don't forgot about the stomach crunches before you crash and your weights are over there .
JACOB
Good looking out Bro , I remember Cayden doing the same on Shark Boy , he loved that Shark Boy costume as if it was his own.
BELLA
(puzzled but not forlorn )
Your Shark boy Suit ?, Cayden ?... I ..
JACOB
Sorry Bella , Meet Seth Springwater , Leah's brother . Newest member of the 8 pack
SETH
Newest , bestest , brightest , ready to sign up for side kick duties . all singing ,
Tiger Beat , Pop Star ....
JACOB
Slowest--
He grabs Sethwolf in a headlock , the two tumble to the sand . Sethwolf laughs , absolutely loving this guy . A HOWL comes from the circle . The telling of the histories are about to start .
SETH
Come on , their about to start flexing .
Seth drags Jacob and an increasingly puzzled and forlorn Bella to the Bonfire Where ....
AUSTIN ( O.S )
In the beginning , there was a small studio run by Bob Mizer....
