Bella La Naill
Bella La Zayne Mystery Vamp
Louis La Vamp
Another dramatic week in the life on the biggest boy band on the planet , earlier while attending a gig , tragedy struck when singer Liam's fringe fell forwards , Liam unable to see then fell over a speaker and sprained his ankle ( rumours that he was pushed by Tesco Mary are totally unfounded as she was on the night shift stacking shelves ) Liam hobbled back to the One Direction mobile . Could Liam's dream of singing lead vocal on all the performances could be in jeopardy ?.
As Liam received intensive physio therapy from tender hands of Brian Freeman , the X Factors creative director . The other members of One Direction said the show must go on . As I twittered my get well message to Liam , it seemed overnight Brian's healing hands had performed a miracle and Liam was up and able to perform .
For the Love of Bonnie !
Bonnie - Backcombed
Bonnie - Backcombed
And what a great song choice from kindly wealthy benefactor Uncle Simon ' Total Eclipse of the Heart ' as sung by Bonnie Tyler . Watching the original video with Bonnie , her locks in power pumped mode, her white dress flowing wondering the empty corridors of a top private school in England at night . It would appear that this one video so heavily influenced creative director Brian Freeman he must have watched over a zillion times . It has all the classic over the top staging and choreography that Brian has made his own .
Boom !
As Bonnie runs slow mo style through the corridor , the school room doors blow open and inside we see a group of students , shirts open thier ties all askew , oh my lord! call the headmaster ! Bonnie runs on shocked at the falling standards in school uniform . Another 'boom' in the song , another door flies open its the school swim team in speedos ! ' boom!' and a wave comes from nowhere , spraying water over those muscled torsos .
'Straighten that Tie !'
Boom !
Oh its the swim team , what a surprise !
Boom !
Boom! Boom !
The Sarah Jane Adventures !
The Sarah Jane Adventures !
Does Bonnie stay to help the team to towel down ?, hell no ! she's got yet another huge room to run into and its filled with the school choir who look like something out of 'The Sarah Jane Adventures' especially when one choir boy takes flight . Its not over for Bonnie as she is surrounded by the school football team who are all abercromied up , finally its all too much and a exhausted Bonnie collapses, only to be ravaged by a fallen angel . Now why don't they make videos like that anymore ?.
Now obviously Brian wanted to pay homage to the video that changed his life and inspired him to become the creative director that he is today . But Liam's ankle was still delicate , so the plan of Liam running down a mysterious castle corridor in white silk pyjamas had to be scrapped .
'We have Lift Off !'
Is that Action Alex as the Angel ?
Now obviously Brian wanted to pay homage to the video that changed his life and inspired him to become the creative director that he is today . But Liam's ankle was still delicate , so the plan of Liam running down a mysterious castle corridor in white silk pyjamas had to be scrapped .
No Silk Pyjama's for Liam
Instead following an astonishing intro shockingly shared by Liam and ' turn around ' Niall , who this week was neither tanned or rosy cheeked . No Niall had spooky eye make up like fellow band vamps Louis and the enigmatic Zayne . Harry as usual was packed full of intensity and passion , you could imagine him being swept away by 'True Bloods Bill' and being 'glamoured'. As Liam effortlessly moved to the songs climax , only to find that ' gasp' Louis's mic was turned on !. Before Liam could notice , Louis sang ' Once upon a time I was falling in love , But now this bromance has torn my life apart '. As if this wasn't moving enough , Zayne was in the zone and finished the song with his unique vocal stylings.
Gustav von Aschenbachs Judge Louis kind offer , It was decision time . Once again the entire population of One Direction's key demographic had voted them through . This time Niall's customary kiss on the check for Uncle Simon , only briefly lifted his spirits as he watched his other group ' Bella Blancmange' being sadly voted off .
Louis in mic turned on shock/thrill !
Zayne in the Zone
The next night with the boys still contemplating 
Next time will Micky Rouke play Wagner in the upcoming E Channel Real Life Story and will Harry play Tadzio with Judge Louis as Gustav von Aschenbach in Judge Louis new self financed opera ?
